What do you call a screaming Welshman?

Hywell.

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What is the best name for a man from the border of England and Scotland?

 

Roman Walls.

The new version of is the Pope a Catholic?

Is the Pope a paedo?

Is Corbyn a Commie?

Is Nigel a nationalist?

Is Paisley a Prod?

What is the most apposite name for a woman with stylish footgear?

Chelsea Boots

What is the name of the most masculine woman?

Tess Tosterone.

Funny names for queer bars.

The Queen’s Regiment.

Gay Apparel.

Gay Abandon

What is the best name for an architect?

Archie Teckt.

Names for Londoners

A North Londoner: Stan More

A South Londoner: Lewis Ham.