The Queen’s Regiment.
A North Londoner: Stan More
A South Londoner: Lewis Ham.
What is the most apposite name for a man from Victoria in Australia?
What is the best name for a man from New South Wales?
I went on a blind date. I mean a real blind date. As in the girl was blind.
She mustn’t have trusted me because he brought a stick and a big dog.
I wanted to reassure her so I said, ”If you feel a wet nose under your skirt that’s the dog.”