Daily Archives: February 3, 2018

State of the Union.

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my fellow

I am presidential. fucking presidential.

Here with first lady. Hope hicks

sorry she is a cheer leader.

She is like monica Lewinsky . in the oral office. I mean oval orifice

 

we are united by our American flag#

it has a red back ground and blue cross and thirteen stars

oh shit wrong flat. my fans in Charlottesville flew that

# our flag. 10 stars for 10 original colonies

a star for every state. 57 stars. our states. califronia and LA and canada and bahamas

African American unemployment lowest ever

it was evern lower before civil war. let us go back to that

make America great again

how can women accuse me of rape|?

make America rape again

BLM is bullshit

make American racist again

I love china; great people. great leader. great wall.

let us do business with china

I hate those Chinese who steal our jobs and manufacture all the stuff I sell

I want smart immigrants from china. But I hate those Chinese taking our jobs like wendy deng

I am a compassionate consvertave. I forgive illegal immigrants if you are

#nude models from Slovenia.

As for dreamers. we are all dreamers

I have a dream as martin ltuehr said. that german  guy.

I dream of deporting Mexicans all mexians. mexian americans. democratic voeters#

I dream of nuking the world.

south kira. no I mean north krea.  no east korea? N west korea. huntingdon’s chorea

end f my career?

end war in energy.

let us have beautfil clan coal

I call melaia coal.

coal is clean. no coal dust polltuon fake nes

no global warming fake news

no evolution fake news

no chirstopher Columbia did not come here. fake news.

science is fake news

America is the best

democracy

the candste with the most votes loses

 

no tax for the rich

best at detay penrlayt

best at racism

the stupid American ie better than the smartest foreigner

only allow immirgants hwo speak perfetc English I only allow immigrant who are americna

I love the less well educated. you can guess why.

you do not need healhtcrae. you need guns.

 

Hillary Clinton is the chief of Al Qaeda

hillarys best friend is a terrorist called Ben Ghazi.

an evil power conspires ahainst America. it is the FBI and the CIA

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