Aged 33 Jesus went to an inn in Bethlehem. Ssy to the innkeeper how much is a room. The innkeeper said it is 75 shekels. 75 shekels. I have only 3 – could you pput me up for a few hours? The innkeeper was a kindly man so he did. That is Christian generosity.
Black south African.
I would like to thank you for your support
In the anti apartheied struggle. It was along walk to freedom
when I was imprisoned on robben island
# for many years my spirits were buiyed up
by fraternal greetings from people all around the globe
who were engaged in similar battles for self assertion and national salvation
I was filled with a patriotic fervour when I pondered on these kindred spirits who were
engaged in similar revolutions for the uploftment of all mankind
white south african
hello how’s it? My name is flippie van der velded and I am from jo burg
if you want to get to the spring bok bar then do down to the traffic circle and take the second exit
when you get to the robitis turn right? Ok. there you can have some biltoong at the braai.
There are some really cool people from UCT at the party there.
I am the right reverenda Englishman akintundge
I am the pastor of tower of praise church. the goals of our church are to evangaise for our lord and saviour jesus chirst
to acquire real property bith in Nigeria and abroad.
we preach the proepseoty gospel. give money to the pastr and the lord will give you back ten times more
# it is nt a bad invesmnet. if you have faith
what did the thtee wise men bring to the baby jesys They bring hm gold. so if you are ise bring me gold
Me and my wife winnifred and vaee married for many etars, . bre fruitual and mutlipl. do ot the good book say?
we awere belessed with our girls damsel and immaculate.
then we have the boys Ezekiel. melchiziedek, Israel and englishman
I am a paediatrician and I work at the hospital in sauid arabia
I looked after the very sick kids
it is a hard work but somebody has got to do it and I am a very nicee guy
I am working for the Aramaic pil company
of couse I am a muslm so I believe in allah
I do not like the people of Israel so much. I support my brother in a Palestine.
not all arabs know how to ride the camel. If you think that we all ride camle then you are stupid
I will go and drinka pepsi
I am from India. The city of Mumbai. Before freedom Britishers were here
they called it Bombay.
I do not so much like the Pakistani people. they put the bomb into Bombay
I love old India too much.
If you get in a soup you can call me.
If the police stop you they might ask for for some bucks. If you pay a crore to these goondas they will make some adjustment
this happen to me thrice. I am paying rupees five lakh
are you marriage? What is your post? What is your father’s post?
put your tongue on the top of your pallet and curry favor.
I am Sinapore people. we speak English very well but sometimes it is singlish
we just make a few mistake lah
sometimes we mixin in Chinese mandarin, catonese or malay phrases.
some people do not know what is properly englisg and whgat is not
they not saying the and a that is wasting words
did you take a brick in the break room. we are not good at out long and short vowels.
do not make a mistake.
welcome to the USA
trump is our president. I do not think he is real good.
I wish he would turn off the Fawcett of public tax dollars that are being spent
rebuild the railroad. That is twenty times better for the environment than airplanes.
I take climate change seriously. sure.
it is quarter of tayin
the statue of rober E lee must stay in Charlottesville.
I wish those anti gun people would stop hating on freedom.
I do not like the fancy talk of those people from colleges. #
Do not say that we are dumb. I am a redneck and proud. #
I got my gun and I got my bourbon. I am aa southern gentleman.
I had a collegeau called Olga and she said hello
I said are you from spain
she said how do you know?
I like the revolution in spain when we aere figting against franco he was an asshole saying viva espana
I do not like bullfighting.
rbtish women have a reptuaiton for real whore sin spain.
I am from Italy. I worked in a company for many etars
I know I have this crazy Italian accent,
my voice goes up and down all the time. I like to have a rhythm to the syllabkes
becayse that is the way we spoea in Italoan
with a vowel at tge end of every word
how do you say in the English smart car
what about internet point or a self bar?
I have a cat and I love she.
I am from France. I live in near orissy Charles de gaulle.
I like eat the canard in a sauce berneaise. so say the trut to me. I learn English since ten year.
I speak very good. is Itt possible that you will think I am the English?
France is a republic that give equality to all the people.
In france we have many people of maroc , the bietnman and the sgenral and all are frencg.
I am from the Germany . ya. I speak god english.
in fact English is just the same as german.
I do not like the way people are fixated with 12 years of our history under the nationa; socialist dictatrship
when I got to the amswetrdam schipohl air poort I was told welcome to the betherland and amswertdamn
#I was met by te queen of Holland.
remember in the nertlands you can smoke cannabis but with hard drugs we take a zero tolerance approach.
I hope you like Romania. you are like a communist.
In the kindergarten one kid say alex bite him in the ass.
I like to travel on Romanian railroad. you can go to the see to the water
there are many things I like to do. to control the traffic in the town.
I live in Russia. do not forget that mother Russia is a great country. in the west
people favour the indivudal too much over the cimmubity
you have forgotten family values.
we have a magnificently rich culture and many heroes such as alexander Kutuzov.
My country is azerbian republic. we are near to the turkey.
we do not like armenai so much. th
we celebrate bayram and cut the sheep/w
we have big wedding party.
we do not thrown bread on the country . is it not a shame for you? I have a problem with you.
I like Ne Zealand do you like new xealnd?
we are environemtnally friendsly. we dp heaps of things for the enviemenront
it is absolutel ridiculisu nt do do so.
animal rights acitivts recued some hen froma battery farm yesrrfay
you al right? wog won me bredrin. in Jamaica we speak the queens englidh and patois.
usain is te ational bero or Jamaica
but we also like his imperial majesty jan ras tafari
I am living in London in harledon by Willesden junction station
my sn him like him dancing but him no lkke him henglish
him want to oin the harmy#
if you is hungry when you get here were feed you a hamaicam patty.
Ma guitar fait mal no more.
His Gracious Majesty King Mihai of Romania has been called to God’s mercy.
The king died at te age of 96
son f Carol II.
His grandfather was Ferdinand.
king and then not.
second world war
left the land
swtizerland and the UK
end of an era.
See you Jimmy. How you doin pal? Nae bad nae bad, can your sel? I cannae believe it . fit you doin in the weekend. a bit of fitba and telly. d you ken hen? I am not forty thtee. I am among th young folk. You are no a wee people bizm.
Morningside. the home of scottish gentility. sir Malcolm Rifkind. unpardonable folly.
Aberdeen. what a team . we are red, you are dead, we arr bouncing on your head we are abderdeoen
go down inion street to the bon accord centre. the haar. if you don’t mind talking to a minker like me
It is day three in the big brother house and they s all in the lounge having their toast.
#Kayleigh Ann from Gateshead is going to the diary room. she wants to go home because she s a Geordie lass. then she can go doon the tooon for some posh nosh and get totally arse holed like.
she is come canny tackle. way aye man
Aye oop. ow ou doin’? are you yorkshire. ye ot from around ere. I tell thee we don t get many stragerns in gods own country so wide thy bloody feet.
you got that mr malley?
we don’t like bloody tory gov ment down in London.
we do whatever we bloody well like.
smashing great super terriric. I am a manc and not a scally.
this is my old house at om. I am up for it and mad for it.
my bst frm manchetsr is called clur.
I dont like southern softies.
that wa s afukc funny fact pack at fazarkaley.
I am on the ron. I got to get a Chrissy pressy for me uncle baa. that was a speech by the lord mayr of liverpool
west dery is not in Derbyshire.
take a ferry across the Mersey. don’t the sun newspaper. we do noto say t at the end just like Dublin.
northmapton. aye up me duck
nothing gay about that
I AM A Cockney wanker. born to the sound of bow bells. it is outrageous the state of the nation.
blood hell and cor blimely core blimey. the labour party. ken livingstone. fanki you. how are you?
I don ;t and all in it? you fukcin cunt and scum. sarf laahdnaahn.
the dukes ezpeirnec ein chelmdsofrrf. got enoygh gold.
THIS IS THE purat eaccent went to the souther part of the unied states
# I like beans makes I fart then I knows I is healthy I do ot like chees ehtugh buns I up.
you want to hear a welsh accent do you? I love jesus and all the things he made for us.
especial the ganka. is tha no lovley . lend me ten pounds boyo. I got to get back to wales see.
FROM BIRMGINgah and th whole of the west midlands
#evident in the name of amy#
ohn encoh powell#
I see the rver foaming with much blood.
what is the natyre of your support.
OSUTHERN ENGLISH MIDDLE CLSS WOMAN
PLEASE come and stay at the b and b it is ver so nice
# Are you s going down there now?
O clanbrassil stret ther eis a place for aromatheruapy.
what iis that a cat or a rat or a bat?
qill yous stope speaking irish will youse. are yourse brits. eejist.
RIGHT THE other end is Dublin four accent. media or financial secotr or lawyers
around 2000. kind if disappeard. awfu; .l. does not have courage to sound English or american
smick. sticking out. like a hubristic duck.
my sister has fair hair.
the tapes are fine. they are so cool. in portgelone.
hw is about you?
never Londonderry. even if it was the uk city of culttue.
softer accent. republican people of tyrine.
Donegal is just the same.
A NOWHERE place. south ulstet north leinester
are you chaming I used to love to go champin in castleblayeny., there are acid house parties.
Cork City. it is the finest city in Ireland. montenotte.monte snooty. like the place n rome.
it is a marvellous ace t . in the royal cork yacht club
CORK WORKING CLASs
I am from ballyphehane
I am after coming from turners cross like to see a GAA game like
is there a polar bear.? what? Gte out of it. come on so. This is the cokr intenraitonal fexitlva of jazz.
boy or girl. kmnock na heeny
here the kerryman hid the penny where the money stuck the peanut.
I would say he is wasted in etaching