Bill CLinton jokes reprise.

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They asked Monica Lewinsky what Bill was like. ”He was very generous. He splashed out on a dress for me.”

”What was Bill’s anti tobacco policy/”

”He made sure cigars were too wet to smoke”

 

”How did it feel to leave the White House/”

”It left a bad taste in the mouth.”

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About Calers

Born Belfast 1971. I read history at Edinburgh. I did a Master's at UCL. I have semi-libertarian right wing opinions. I am married with a daughter and a son. I am allergic to cats. I am the falling hope of the not so stern and somewhat bending Tories. I am a legal beagle rather than and eagle. Big up the Commonwealth of Nations.

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