Nigerian life.


Seamus had known Twin for a mere two months when she told him she was pregnant. They both took is philosophically. Neither was glad. She even said she wanted a miscarriage.

They spent Valentine’s together. Soon it was clear this foetus was firmly planted in the womb

Seamus began to take his job more seriously as he had to provide for her. She carried on working in the hotel. Then she took maternity leave.

He told his employers and was confirmed in his job for the coming year. He moved into a better flat. Twin moved in with him.

He cleaned up his act. That October the baby was born.

After a few months she returned to work. Seamus worked all the hours there were tutoring.

They took holidays to France and stayed with her relatives.

To boost their money she did porn.

Seamus did CELTA in the summer. He also worked in summer schools to boost his income.

Twin did a French degree part time. Seamus did the coursework for her when it involved writing ENglish

She then did a PGCE and was able to teach.

They were elated to live in London. He liked cycling around. He got himself elected a local councillor.

Seamus had his tubes tied. They then branched out into swinging to keep things spicy.

Finally they got a mortgage on a 2 bedroom flat in Greenford.

About Calers

Born Belfast 1971. I read history at Edinburgh. I did a Master's at UCL. I have semi-libertarian right wing opinions. I am married with a daughter and a son. I am allergic to cats. I am the falling hope of the not so stern and somewhat bending Tories. I am a legal beagle rather than and eagle. Big up the Commonwealth of Nations.

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