A dream of a Filipina and a Russian.

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I dreamt I was abed with a Filipina. She was a maid who worked in Araby. This leggy lady is married in reality.

In my dream we were awoken in the middle of the night. For some reason the mother of the boys were there. I had to speak to that poison dwarf. Was she trying to catch me in bed with that woman from the Philippines. Maybe this dream arose from writing to the Filipina yesternight by way of solicitude.

I caame out of the bedroom. It transpired that the Filipina had been there with me. I was not bonking the Filipina in my dream but the implicaation was that I just had. I do not remember us being in the buff.

I was compelled to admit to the stupud mum that yes I had been in the sack with the maid.

I do not remember her saying anything aboyt it. Adultery is bad news in that lnd. I did not fera punishment just disapproval and possible dismissal.

Then I was in their house in Arabia. The place was white and briyght as always. A party was going on – not huge or racuous. No alcohol of course. Who turned around to greet me. It was More Cash ov. Morecashov was a little grey. He recognised me straight off.

He recalled 3 years ago when I had worked for him. He made some dispagaring comments aboyt my eprformance. He has a razor sharp mind and recalls veeythung. I cowered.

I do not remember naything else. Maybe this is a juob hunt dream. I had lso been fntsting about [propositioning the Filipina when i worked back there.

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About Calers

Born Belfast 1971. I read history at Edinburgh. I did a Master's at UCL. I have semi-libertarian right wing opinions. I am married with a daughter and a son. I am allergic to cats. I am the falling hope of the not so stern and somewhat bending Tories. I am a legal beagle rather than and eagle. Big up the Commonwealth of Nations.

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