Do you want to eat a twinkie?

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Go upstairs and wash your winkie


Do you like to watch farce?

Go and wash your arse.

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Do you like choccy bits?

Go and wash your tits

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Do you like that?

Go and wash your twat.

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Do you like biggie smalls?

Go and wash your balls.

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About Calers

Born Belfast 1971. I read history at Edinburgh. I did a Master's at UCL. I have semi-libertarian right wing opinions. I am married with a daughter and a son. I am allergic to cats. I am the falling hope of the not so stern and somewhat bending Tories. I am a legal beagle rather than and eagle. Big up the Commonwealth of Nations.

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