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I like very much to play sport      A

 It is very fun and good for me B
 When I run I breathe and snort    A
 It makes me feel so young and free   B
 This is the joy of playing games   C
 To run, to jump, to catch and throw  D
 I play with my friends Mike and James   C
 We throw the ball high and sometimes low   D
I like to stretch and make my muscles big  E
I like to wrestle and become a man  F
 But for medals I care not a fig  E
 Even if I had many a fan  F
Sport is the happiness of my young years  G
Lack of it will cause me in old age tears.  G
Composed extemporaneously. Am I the new Magonigell?

About Calers

Born Belfast 1971. I read history at Edinburgh. I did a Master's at UCL. I have semi-libertarian right wing opinions. I am married with a daughter and a son. I am allergic to cats. I am the falling hope of the not so stern and somewhat bending Tories. I am a legal beagle rather than and eagle. Big up the Commonwealth of Nations.

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