The sink.

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Duncan went to stay with Ed. Duncan said, ”I need to use the lavatory.” Ed said, ”Fine but the loo does not work. Just use the sink.”

Duncan went in there and did he business.

Then he left the loo. Ed hurried in saying ”I am bursting.”

Then Ed shouted from inside. ”I only meant to use the loo if it was a number one.”

”Oh sorry mate” said Duncan.

 

”You did a poo in the sink.”

”Well… yeah.”

”You could at least have flushed it.”

”Sorry Ed.”

Then Ed tried to turn on the taps. But there was no water. They had to squash it down with their hands. Luckily the shower worked and they washed their paws therein.

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About Calers

Born Belfast 1971. I read history at Edinburgh. I did a Master's at UCL. I have semi-libertarian right wing opinions. I am married with a daughter and a son. I am allergic to cats. I am the falling hope of the not so stern and somewhat bending Tories. I am a legal beagle rather than and eagle. Big up the Commonwealth of Nations.

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