Do you like….?

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Do you like tea? Go upstairs and wash you knee.

Do you like those? Go upstairs and wash your toes.

Do you like bread? Go upstairs and wash your head.

Do you like rum? Go upstairs and wash your tum. (bum)

Do you like pies? Go upstairs and wash your pies.

Do you like chicken breast? Go upstairs and wash your chest.

Do you like choccy bits? Go upstairs and wash your—–

Do you like eels? Go upstairs and wash your heels.

Do you like wheat? Go upstairs and wash you feet.

Do you like eggs? Go upstairs and wash your legs.

Do you like lamb rack? Go upstairs and wash your back.

Do you like lamb shank? Go upstairs and——

Do you like that? Go upstairs and wash your

Do you like shit? Go upstairs and eat a bit.

Do you like plaice? Go upstairs and wash your face.

 

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About Calers

Born Belfast 1971. I read history at Edinburgh. I did a Master's at UCL. I have semi-libertarian right wing opinions. I am married with a daughter and a son. I am allergic to cats. I am the falling hope of the not so stern and somewhat bending Tories. I am a legal beagle rather than and eagle. Big up the Commonwealth of Nations.

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