A man named Paul dined at a curry house. He left the restaurant feeling full after his vindaloo. However, it went through him like the Ganges in spate. He was caught short and soiled his boxer.
Paul was in a desperate rush to catch his train home. He ran into a denims shop and shouted
”Levis 501 now!” he handed them the cash as they put his item into a bag. ”Hurry up I will miss my train.” They gave him his bag. ”Keep the change” he shouted as he dashed out of the shop.
He jumped on the train and just made it before it pulled out. His could smell his diarrhoea. He hastened to the lavatory. He locked himself inside and removed his trousers and boxers. He threw both out the window. He opened the bag. Inside there was a denim garment. A jacket.
He was aghast. He managed to wear it as a pair of shorts.