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Happy the Dog.


Once upon a time there lived a little girl named Zaza. She was 6 years old and was lucky enough to have a baby sister named Cahalta. They lived in Ireland with their mum and dad.

One day Zaza said, ”Mum and Dad, please may I have a dog?” She was a well behaved child so her parents said yes.

The family went to the dog pound to pick out a pooch. They looked at various cages there along a corridor. Zaza wanted to buy the yappy little chihuahua that never stopped jumping. One the other side of the corridor there was a cage with a handsome black and white border colly in it. He wagged his tail playfully but was not noisy. The kindly thin old man who worked in the dog pound was fond of this border colly.  The man took Zaza’s dad to the side. The old man wore a blue uniform and he took off his cap and scracthed his said as he said to Zaza’s dad, ”Sir that colly’s a lovely dog and I think your child would be better off with that one. Besides it is that dog’s last day. If that colly is not taken today then he is going to great big park in the sky.”

The mum and dad agreed. They would take the border colly.  Zaza had asked for the yappy little chihuahua but sometimes parents know best.

They paid for the dog and took straight to the vet. On the way there the mum asked Zaza, ”what are we going to call your new dog?”

”We’ll call him Happy!” she cried out with joy. The name stuck.

The family lived in a three bedroom house in the countryside. They were surrounded by fields of pasture. Black and white cows grazed their all day long. Happy was allowed to roam free. But he never bothered the cattle. Soon he was friendly with the other dogs around the place.

Happy was a sweet natured and energetic dog. He also knew when to be quiet. He was patient and forgiving to the children. They played with him. Zaza sometimes forgot he was a dog and tried to hug him like a human. Cahalta was beginning to walk. She sensed she need not be afraid of Happy. Cahalta would feel Happy’s face. Once she put her finger in his eye. He just growled a little to her let know it hurt. He did not scare the baby but she learnt not to hurt him again.

After a few months the mum and dad told Zaza and Cahalta that they had some big news. They sat around the kitchen table. Mum told them she was having another baby. The little girls were delighted. They did not know if they would get a sister or a brother. In those days there was no way of knowing before the baby was born whether it would be a girl or a boy. The mum was soon growing huge as the baby got bigger. Finally she had to rush to hospital and give birth to the baby. The baby was a boy and he was named Duncan.

Happy was a little jealous. He noticed people were crowding around the baby and not taking him for walks so much.

One morning the family came down for breakfast. Happy was usually sitting outside the kitchen door. But this day he was gone! They all thought that he must have gone for a wander. He was an adventurous doggy. But he still had not come back by lunch time. They began to get worried. The mum walked around the nearby fields with her baby in the papoose. ”Happy, Happy!” she called. The little girls were feeling sad. Had they lost their dog?

Dad came home from work that evening. They told him the bad news. Happy was nowhere to be seen. Instead of having dinner he drove around to all Happy’s favourite spots calling for him. But Happy was not there. After a couple of hours he reluctantly drove home. He broke the news and Cahalta was in tears.

The next day the Dad had the newspaper print a notice with a photo of Happy. ”Have you seen this dog? Large reward for the safe return of this border colly. Please call this number-”

Days passed and there were no calls. Then one day the dad was driving home from work. He saw a group of teenage boys beside the river. The were laughing raucously. One of them was holding a rope as a lead. There was a dog on the end of it. A black and white border colly it was. The dad slowed down. He looked carefully. COuld it be? It was! ”Happy!” he heard himself shout.

Happy turned his head and saw dad. The dog barked a cheerful greeting. He strained at the lead trying to jump in through the car window. By now the big boys were looking around at dad’s car.

”Excuse me boys”, said dad, ”That’s my dog Happy. He went missing a week ago.”

”Sir, this is our dog. His name is Prince. Isn’t that right prince?” said one of the boys.

Happy barked a clear ”no” to that question. His tail was wagging like mad and he whined to be let back to his owner.

”Boys, this is my dog. I got him from the pound six months ago. Look at him. He knows me. He misses me.” said dad plaintively.

”Mister – we found this dog on the road north of the city. He is ours. He is prince.” said the leading boy.

”I have three little children and they all miss him terribly” said dad adamantly.

”Tell you what sir” said the boy holding the lead. ”If you give us 100 pounds you can have the dog back.”

”100 pounds? That is a fortune.” said dad almost angrily.

”If he really is your dog you will pay it.” said the lad wisely.

”All right – all right. My children will never stop crying till Happy comes home. The dad reached into his pocket and began to count out the banknotes” said dad philosophically.

The boy then said, ”you really are willing to pay. I see you are telling the truth. Prince is yours. You can have him for free. ”

The boy handed the rope to dad.

Dad opened the car door and got out. Happy leapt into his arms. He almost smothered dad with licks on his face. Soon the rope was off his neck and Happy was safe in the car.

Dad drove Happy home in triumph. He took Happy into the kitchen and the children jumped with joy to seem Happy come home.

Happy would walk around the are but he never ventured as far again. The family learnt from their mistake and put a collar on their precious dog. The girls began to take him for walks

As the baby boy got bigger Happy even let the baby ride him like a horse.

Happy had some play fights with the other dogs in the area. He also had some romances with the female dogs in the area. His puppies were born.

One day the dad came back with some good but difficult news. He and the mum had something to tell the children. They were going to move to a country far away. It was called Libya. They would have a bigger house and a lot more money. The children would be able to swim in the sea every day. It would be very sunny. But it would be too hot for Happy. Dogs do not like living in Libya very much. The family would leave Ireland but Happy would stay at home. The children were excited by sad. Where would Happy live?

Kindly aunt Lily and Generous uncle Bernie had agreed to take the dog in. They had three children of their own. Happy was then brought to leave in their house. They had an enormous far. It was a tearful farewell. The family returned to Ireland every year to visit Happy.

Happy lived many, many wonderful years. There never was a dog with a more suitable name than Happy.






Adam Gearey. EU treaties and ECHR


why was the EU made?

origins lie in reconstruction .

wars between France and Germany.

purpose is peace

Francoo-German endeavour. British sit to the side.

roots in Franco German relationship.

nature of the union.

treaty of rome. 1957. commitment to rights.

Contains human rights.

EU is a trade bloc it is also about other values. free movement of people.

brings social rights. development of EU one can see a commitment to and importance of  rights to economic organisation.

guiding thread

one must suggest. EU is an ongoing experiment

one sees the centrality to EU of HR as expressing core values of the EU

these rights interface with institutions/ there are counter arguments. this is a partial perspective

this should not be a set of snapshots of the institutions

there is a uniting theme

important to self understanding of the EU

this is experimental. engagement wirh a supra national organisaiton. it is unfinished there is technical complexity

EU is a creature of law

1957 treaty of rome took force 1958. amended by treaty of amsterdam and treaty of nice in 2001

set up backbone.

look at the charter of fundamental rights. picks up on earlier themes

link past with present and future

forces us to think abot foundational treaty and right sin charter of fundamental rights

important interprative tool

pay attention to  section from charter of fundamental rights

”annex 4   protection of fundamental rights is a founding principle of the union and a indispensable pre requisite for her legitimacy. The obligation of the union to respect fundamental rights

have been confirmed by the court of justice.                     There appears to be a need to establish a charter of fundamental rights in order to make their over riding importance more relevant to the citizens        ”

why is the EU using this language of rights

two concerns

first. since foundation there has been a growing sense that the instituons suffer from opacity

distrust of the union expressses itelf in politics of member states

legitimacy gaps.

lack of appreciation of institutions’ what are they doing

they do not appear to be legitimate

commitment to human rights

second concern. expansion of EU that had been commie

restructuring needed for membership. EU had to stress its own democratic credentials

new mmeber states had to democratise

former communist coutries jojn EU. chnaged dynamic

changed supra national institutions.

this necessarily changed it.

HR addresses both these concerns

”protection of fundamental rights is a founding principle of the Union.”



A lecture by Dr Basak Kale. EU institutions.


economic integration. goes through different steps. first level is the simplest

that is basic. free trade. that proposes two states agree that they shall not charge customs duties on each others’ products.

They may charge duties against groups outside the free area.

customs union is a stage further

state A and B. what is difference between free trade area and customs union?

CUstoms union is more integrated. There is a difference in their relations to state C. A and B agree on a certain level of tax against state C

both charge 10 % say against state C products

move further in economic integration

common market

there is no customs tariff. there is a common external tariff

taxation is not there – that is nation state realm.

four freedoms. goods, capital, people and services. (establishment)

EEC aim was a common market. 1986 sINGLE European Act.

monetary union was one of the eventual goals of the EU. European Monetary Union was agreed on.

some countries were not allowed to participate.

1962. empty chair crisis. France refuses to show up to meetings. agreements had to be unanimous

luxembourg compromise.

cheap oil. crisis 1970s. EEC needed stronger members with better economies. They needed the UK. North Sea Oil had been discovered.

1986.  Single European Act. it is a treaty despite the word act.

establishment of a common market

after 30 years. conditions were met. one could have the four freedoms.

EEC made the internal market

deepened integration. name changed from EEC to European Community

enlargement of EEC. Greece came in. Spain came in 1986 so did Portugal.

EEC was concerned about economic opportunities in 1980s.

this was due to cold war

Spain had preferential trade deals with former colonies. when spain aceded to the EEC this meant these sweetheart deals applied to the whole EEC

if you leave countries outsde the EEC they become weaker and could return to authoritarianism

portugal, spain and greece  could have returned to dictatorship


EU had to respond to end of cold war


EU had to be able to respond to crisis in former Yugoslavia. Maastricht Treaty

Pillar structure introduce.

community pillar. first pillar.  all common. supra national.

CAP for instance

commone foriegn and security policy. second pillar

very loose.

this was inter governmental. The idea was to make it supra national in the end


Justice and home affairs. pillar.









The sink.


Duncan went to stay with Ed. Duncan said, ”I need to use the lavatory.” Ed said, ”Fine but the loo does not work. Just use the sink.”

Duncan went in there and did he business.

Then he left the loo. Ed hurried in saying ”I am bursting.”

Then Ed shouted from inside. ”I only meant to use the loo if it was a number one.”

”Oh sorry mate” said Duncan.


”You did a poo in the sink.”

”Well… yeah.”

”You could at least have flushed it.”

”Sorry Ed.”

Then Ed tried to turn on the taps. But there was no water. They had to squash it down with their hands. Luckily the shower worked and they washed their paws therein.

A dream of trains and absenteeism.


I was working in a shcool somewhere. There were adolescents – boys and girls. I hardly looked at tghem. It was  aone story red brick building. I was bored stiff and decided to bunk off. I sneaked out.

I caight a train somewhere. I do not know which land I was in. I was glad to be abpoard the iron horse. Soon I arrooved at a quiet station in the countryside. I alighted.

I was on the platform. Twas deserted. could not see a way out. I walked up some metal stairs and down the other side. This took me into a tiny one roomed building. There was a small white man there. He had mid brpwn hair and was lissom. He told me there was a way to climb out. I could hardly fit in his small room. He was living there secrelt. A bit like an idea of living in  garage where one is not supposed to reside.

he showe me a way to climb out. I was not far from the sea/ The land rose steeply away from it. The land was rocky and semi arid. Dry and waxy grass waved in the breeze.

But I had to get back. My absence might be noticed. I was worried. I boarded a train and hatsented to return to my employment before people spotted that I was playing truant

On eht etrain I saw a middle aged mum and her daughter istting opposite me. The daughter was lubricious. I hoped she was legal for me. Maybe because I saw my Big Fra Greek Wedding 2.