Pulling tips


don’t just treat her rough get her muff

Treat her shit – get her clit

Treat her bad – shag her dad.

Woof woof woof/ get her foof

treat her sound/ get her mound

treat her terrible/ make her dribble

make her fret/ make her wet

make her wary/get her hairy

be aloof/ get her foof

be a prat/ get her twat/


About Calers

Born Belfast 1971. I read history at Edinburgh. I did a Master's at UCL. I have semi-libertarian right wing opinions. I am married with a daughter and a son. I am allergic to cats. I am the falling hope of the not so stern and somewhat bending Tories. I am a legal beagle rather than and eagle. Big up the Commonwealth of Nations.

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