Jokes.

What does a Chinese mum call a 99% test score?

Failure.

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How do you double a blonde’s IQ?

Cum in her mouth

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Why do so many Japanese live in Harrow?

they get out of Heathrow and say ”taxi Harrow?”

 

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What is the best thing about fucking doggy style?

dOGS are tighter

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What do you call a cowardly chinman?

chicken chow mien.

 

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What do you call a 16 year old Essex girl without a baby?

A lesbian.

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What is the difference between a Japanese comedian and the Hiroshima bomb?

A Japanese comedian is not funny.

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What is the worst food and drink to order in Korea?

A hot dog and a slush puppy

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The Nazis are about to shoot dead a Jew and they say ”do you have any last requests? Like see your family? A glass of schnapps?”

The Jew says yes ”When you shoot me please take the bullet out and give it to my brother’s scrap metal business.”

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What is a gay chat up line?

May I push your stool in?

 

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Why do people say ”The King is dead . Long live the King!?”

Becuase of Elvis.

 

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