This is a tongue in cheek post. The United Kingdom should offer Mrs Fernanda Kirchner the chance to resolve this disagreement. The Argentine Republic would be offered a sum of money to renounce all its claims and sign this document.
”We the people and the President of Argentina do abjure, forswear and forever irrevocably reject any claim to any right over the Falklands Islands (know in the Spanish language as Las Malvinas). The entire Argentine people further recognises that British sovereignty of these islands mentioned herein-before is indefeasible and entirely legitimate. The British title to the Falklands is legally sound, based on history, internationally recognised, upheld by numerous elections as the settled, unanimous will of the inhabitants of the Falklands and in accordance with natural justice. The People of Argentina further do humbly and most unreservedly apologise for the dastardly act of unprovoked aggression whereby the Argentine armed forces launched an attack on the Falklands in 1982. The Argentine Republic also abjectly apologises for long denying the moral and legal inassailability of the British position in the Falklands. The Argentine people solemnly vow to never again assert any claim to usurp this rightful possession of Her Britannic Majesty and her heirs and successors. The Falklands and all aits and seas unto it appertaining are the sole and meet territory of Her Gracious Majesty Elizabeth of that name the second. Allodial title thereto is the rightful possession of the British Crown and shall always so remain. The Argentine people plead for forgiveness for their many transgressions towards the British Nation with regard to the Falklands. The people of Argentine recognise that the infamous attack on the Falklands was launched in a cynical and cataclysmic attempt to distract attention from Argentina’s failure to develop political and economic institutions worth the name which is why ARgentina would be immensely richer and freer as a British colony.”