Jokes, chiefly sick ones.


There have been a lot of tasteless jokes told about the late lamented Sir Jimmy Saville. Here are a few more.


Gary Glitter regrets that he did not have his computer repaired by Jim’ll fix it.



I am going to a Hallowe’en party as Jimmy Saville.


Why does Jimmy Sacville put dairy lea down his trousers/ Be4cuase kids will do anything for the taste of dairy lea.



How do you know it is bed time in the Saville household? When teh big hand touches the littrle hand.


What is tyhe difference between acne and Jimym Saville? At least acne has the decency to wait until you are 12 before it comes all over your face.


Wht did Jimym  Saville and his mates do at the end of a dinenr party? Hand around the under 8s.


Jimmy Saville says to a little girl come to my dressing room for a magic trick. Sit on my lap. Do you feel my thmb up inside you? Yes she says. Then  he holds up both his thumbs and says – that’s magic.


to be fair most of tyhese are rehashed Michale Jackon ones.


I was on the beach with my family and the Jimym Savilel came along. I said – would you please get out of my son!


I saw a cement lorry with a slogan on it that they may wish to recondier – Jim’ll mix it. I shit you not.


How long does it take a Borati woman to have a shit? None months.


About Calers

Born Belfast 1971. I read history at Edinburgh. I did a Master's at UCL. I have semi-libertarian right wing opinions. I am married with a daughter and a son. I am allergic to cats. I am the falling hope of the not so stern and somewhat bending Tories. I am a legal beagle rather than and eagle. Big up the Commonwealth of Nations.

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