Jokes, chiefly sick ones.

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There have been a lot of tasteless jokes told about the late lamented Sir Jimmy Saville. Here are a few more.

 

Gary Glitter regrets that he did not have his computer repaired by Jim’ll fix it.

 

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I am going to a Hallowe’en party as Jimmy Saville.

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Why does Jimmy Sacville put dairy lea down his trousers/ Be4cuase kids will do anything for the taste of dairy lea.

 

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How do you know it is bed time in the Saville household? When teh big hand touches the littrle hand.

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What is tyhe difference between acne and Jimym Saville? At least acne has the decency to wait until you are 12 before it comes all over your face.

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Wht did Jimym  Saville and his mates do at the end of a dinenr party? Hand around the under 8s.

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Jimmy Saville says to a little girl come to my dressing room for a magic trick. Sit on my lap. Do you feel my thmb up inside you? Yes she says. Then  he holds up both his thumbs and says – that’s magic.

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to be fair most of tyhese are rehashed Michale Jackon ones.

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I was on the beach with my family and the Jimym Savilel came along. I said – would you please get out of my son!

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I saw a cement lorry with a slogan on it that they may wish to recondier – Jim’ll mix it. I shit you not.

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How long does it take a Borati woman to have a shit? None months.

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About Calers

Born Belfast 1971. I read history at Edinburgh. I did a Master's at UCL. I have semi-libertarian right wing opinions. I am married with a daughter and a son. I am allergic to cats. I am the falling hope of the not so stern and somewhat bending Tories. I am a legal beagle rather than and eagle. Big up the Commonwealth of Nations.

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